semen

*sip sip sip oh wait sorry a- semen is sticky white pee with sperms in it. uhh you did not see that

*sip sip sip sip uuuuuu you did not see me sipping that semen- I MEAN MILK

by anonymous December 16, 2020

semen storm

A rainstorm but instead of rain it is semen.

Alyssa wants a semen storm. She's a fucking horny ass girl

by Purple8InchCock88812 January 12, 2017

semen

a chemical created by a mans juicy sticky pickle.

the boy drank his salty semen out of his pickle

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Semen

The fancy word for cum. In French it's "semene."

"What's wrong with my cum, doctor?"
"Your semen mass is quite low, m'boy"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.

Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"

by whiskey pack November 23, 2011

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)

"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"

by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023