Samuel Johnson 

average child lover

yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.

Samuel Johnson by sausage_animations January 5, 2023

Samuel Tan

He is the King. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guy 1: Show it to us Samuel Tan

Samuel Tan : I AM THE KING. RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Samuel Tan by spineless inc. February 13, 2023

Samuel L Jackson 

The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.

Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA

Samuel L Jackson by yyz August 4, 2007

Samuel Marsden 

That bugger who introduced sheep or rabbits to Australia.

Dan:What an ass! He introduced chickens to the Maldives!
Paul:Must be the next Samuel bloody Marsden.

Samuel Marsden by Sucajo August 2, 2004

samuel hamburger 

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

samuel hamburger by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017

Samuel L. Jackson 

The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration

What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?

Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.

Samuel L. Jackson by stinger98249 June 17, 2008

Samuel Adams 

A shitty American beer which disgraces my last name.

"Samuel Adams" -Always a BAD decision.

Samuel Adams by AlexAdams May 13, 2005