Tomato Religion

the true religion. Is in fortnite.

I believe in the tomato religion!

by MrOce May 6, 2019

Religion

Fucking bullshit.

Person A: " If religion is stupid why are there still people believing in religion."
Person B: " We are you still alive again?"

by fakmee April 20, 2018

Religions That Discriminate

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.

Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExceptionalGamer June 8, 2018

religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.

Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.

by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018

Religion Cloud

The place were all your religious views and preferences come into one single place to minda.

The religion cloud was brought together using minda to diversify the separation of religious views.

by 100 Nate Black October 31, 2017

unauthorized religion

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.

My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.

by Mr. Wicked February 23, 2017

Freedom of religion

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.

Did David just beat down Jon with. All his religions by himself? Using your freedom of religion is cool but don't abuse it.

by bushlight January 15, 2018