Purple Glowstick

A sexual practice in which a girl snaps a guy's dick like a glowstick, making it turn purple.

Emily: Soooo... how did it go with Bob??
Jennifer: He pissed me off so I gave him a purple glowstick.

by Ale&Dav March 27, 2021

purple tech

A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.

The purple tech channel told me to use WiFi to get zero ping.

by The Bearded IT Guy June 11, 2021

Purple Peeler

The grand architect of the universe, the chaddest of chads.

Purple Peeler and Nawfal invented the term running a train.

by Motix October 4, 2021

Purple Person

A special person / lover / victim

Omg Jose is the purple person because Tina Was Smashing him!

by Sumfuccboi August 8, 2021

Purple Spaghetti Story

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.

During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.

by NZev November 3, 2021

Purple Camel

When a girl gets pounded so much her vagina turns purple and leads to a purple camel toe.

Dude she got pounded by 5 guys last night, im sure she has a purple camel from that.

by Trickyt_ January 24, 2022

die purple

1) A feeling you get when you laugh so hard that you are literally purple in the face. 2) A feeling you get when you are so embarassed that you wanna die.

"Im gonna die purple from laughing so hard"

by shortie64 April 1, 2009