Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap in the dark, with the door open.

My dog walked by while I was taking a pitch brown, but it was worth it.

by Stermin Nermin July 19, 2011

Silver Patch

Old guy that has grey hair in the hunt for younger women. An older man that frequents clubs, bars, and lounges in hopes of snatching up a young female. Typical appearance for this specimen is a balding head, grey hair, grey chest fro, overweight, and one or more gold chains. Uses the term “Sweet thing” or “Sugar Lips “ to pick up on his prey. Always willing to buy you a drink.

"That Silver Patch was just hitting on my little sister!"

by Baja Stu August 27, 2009

The Pitchman

It's a promotional sex move, in which you endorse your sexual advances as if it is an infomercial.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!

"I gave her The Pitchman last night, she loved it so much, her pussy was soaking up my pre-cum like a Sham-wow!"

"Tired of messing with douche bag guys that just can't make cum? Well, get my Finger Buster! I will give you not one finger, not two fingers, but three whole fingers in your pussy! And if you cum now I will throw in an extra 10 minutes of clit busting action for free! You can't lose!"

by CaliBoy Twizzler October 30, 2009

veggie patch

another name for a special ed classroom aka sped shed

did u hear about jacob?
no what about him

aha he is a asshat in the veggie patch LOL!

by nibba deoderant May 22, 2019

Dry Patch

A period of time in which you don't have sex because you can't find anyone willing to fuck you.

Chad: You an incel brah?
Ralph: Nah, im just going through a dry patch...

by Rafitz July 6, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies

Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.

by TheBosma July 10, 2010