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purple cow

Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.

It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.
Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!

I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.

Moo.
by Laverne Terres July 23, 2008
mugGet the purple cowmug.

purple rain

Prince's autobiographical movie, produced in the 1980's. The concept was later ripped off to make Eminem's "8 Mile" and 50 Cent's "Get rich or die trying".
When Purple Rain came out, Prince was the sh*t.
by Will Cesium December 28, 2005
mugGet the purple rainmug.

purple skittle

The act of biting someones butthole whilst it is puckered.
Me and this chick got so fucked up on icehouse that I convinced her to sit on my face and let me eat the purple skittle.
by dirty estaban July 25, 2010
mugGet the purple skittlemug.

Purple Pancake

A penis covered in a silky purple fur that folds over and resembles a pancake. The male equivalent of a blue waffle.
Tim: omg what is that?!?
Josh: thats just my purple pancake
tim: can i have syrup with that?
by SHRHS June 14, 2010
mugGet the Purple Pancakemug.

Purple Tits

The S&M bondage trick when the circulation to the breasts is cut off and the boobs turn a shade of purple, usually with rope or rubberbands.
I grabbed her boobs so hard, she nearly got Purple Tits!
by Sofalala January 7, 2011
mugGet the Purple Titsmug.

purple hoser

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!
purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery
by allwomenarequeen August 20, 2018
mugGet the purple hosermug.

purple pickle

Purple Pickle (noun/phrase) To refer to the male genitalia in a sense of understanding that the male is longing sexual intercourse.
Related to/associated with the term blue balls
Ex. Bro!, I want to fuck her so bad I got blue balls and a purple pickle!
by yo yo wassssup July 18, 2017
mugGet the purple picklemug.

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