puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

odd puppy

A particularly odd individual, namely Isabelle

Stop laughing at my Thirster™, you're being such an odd puppy!

by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017

puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.

Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!

by Pugboners March 8, 2017

Prison Puppy

A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.

Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."

by prisonpuppy101 February 6, 2023

Puppy Mouth

The foaming, gargling, about to vomit from the sight or sound of someone else vomiting.

You're going to give me puppy mouth if you vomit.

by The Chaster March 21, 2019

puppy guppy

sum 1 who is special to you

he’s my puppy guppy

by olivia.lakree December 3, 2020

nup puppy

a young child that is bound to heroin addiction

god damn look at that ol nup puppy over in west point next time you pay a visit

by black demon child August 27, 2013