progledizer

A person who says I love you too fast in a relationship.

Did you hear Joe he's a real progledizer huh.

by karawik August 6, 2023

Bro-Probe

Bro-Probe simply means male anal sex.
Bro meaning male.
Probe meaning "probe."

Sam: Dude, you look at him like you want to bro-probe him or something..

Dean: Maybe I want too..

by Philosophical Demise September 28, 2011

vaginal probe

Somthing u need in your life

John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet

Betty: what the fuck are u on about

John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know

by Drugs are good January 22, 2018

penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

Playground Prowler

Jesus Martinez

Jesus Martinez founded the playground prowlers

by Captain stabbin August 27, 2022

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003