pong ass teke

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.

Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.

by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021

pong

"PONG" a danish word meaning balls. Used when you wanna call one something a little bad, or just for fun.

Son to Dad:wazzup u old pong!

by Bocajsen:D October 11, 2009

Pussy Pong

It’s similar to beer pong, but the cups are pocket pussies, the beer is piss, and the balls are anal beads.

I am a 2x Pussy Pong champ.

by Yeetyeettripleskeet December 9, 2019

Car Pong

A game that desperate teenagers play when they can't find a table for ruit. The game involves driving to a desolate or secluded area, and then setting up the cups on the roof and front hood of the car. You then proceed to shoot as if it was a regular ruit table with one team standing at the front, and each member of the opposite team shooting from the passanger and driver side door respectively.

I heard you and your boys played Car Pong at Brett woods last night.
Yeah dude, shit was ragein.

by gmasterflex June 26, 2010

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Ping pong

(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.

Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR

by Ayyyyyyymaol May 31, 2017