Pinch Illini

A slang for a dick

I shook my Pinch Illini off after taking a piss

by Save America January 07, 2023

clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand

we got clock pinched for lunch

by duckmans December 02, 2011

Pinch a DeVos

To take a dump. To make a bowel movement. To go #2.

I'm so constipated right now I need to take a laxative and pinch a Devos.

by Chef Drew and LJoy December 12, 2019

Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.

"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach

by Zinopo February 07, 2025

One inch pinch

A pinch were you pinch one inch of thier skin

I am going to one inch pinch you if you dont be quiet now

by Holmie G November 17, 2014

One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin March 01, 2023