Better Packaged

When a girl wears alluring clothing such as low cut shirts and push up bras or water bras and skirts or shorts and look really good, then when you take her to bed, and strip her down, you become disappointed.

Can refer to guys who look better clothed as well.

Damn she's a hottie! you tap that?

Yeah, but it was better packaged.

by home james October 20, 2008

Quaker Package

A term used to describe an unsavory woman. Usually one with large amounts of cellulite, ie; cottage cheese thighs, giving ones body the appearance of being stuffed with oatmeal.

Daunte:"Damn man, look at that chick's legs, she's got some oatmeal thighs!"
Franklin:" Hah eww, fuck that man. She's got more than than that, she has the whole Quaker Package!"

by ihaventtheslightestclue September 3, 2009

Smedium Package

A very small penis and scrotum. The combination is embarrassing.

Man... That Steve guy has a Smedium package. I bet he gets no chicks with that.

by ~ The Mayor of BOOMtown April 29, 2015

latina package

When you date a Latina, she will undoubtedly have at least 2 kids, as they are the most fertile women on the planet! Orthewise known as the LP!

You're dating a Latina? Probably a rhetorical question but does she come with the Latina Package?

by TooHottie April 6, 2016

package

a person who carries many diseases at once like AIDS, herpes, or crabs to name a few.

She got that package!

by Mphs06 May 4, 2006

packard bell

Shit Company! I Xtreme has winXP-ONLY drivers for sound card. Doesn't come with Installation CDs. Replace the hard disk and buy a new operating system!

Want to buy my new Packard Bell I Xtreme for half price??

by hardlun November 13, 2004

picachu

WAS a trendy hairdo for chicks that was very popular like 5 years ago. It is not popular any more.
Get with the times man!

Hair sticks out in the back similar to Picachu from Pokemon.

Ugh! That chick's got a picachu!
OR
Picachu alert!

by asparaGAS October 7, 2005