phone shot

Similar to phone sex but involving alcohol instead.

Especially helpful when one partner is without a source of alcohol or engaged in an activity that prohibits the consumption of alcohol.


"I just got on the highway and I had such a crappy day at work, I need you to pour me a phone shot right now and drink it while I tell you about it! That's it! Yeah, one more cube of ice and just a tad more lime baby! You know the way I like it!"
by gfrancetto November 04, 2007
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phone rape

when someone unwillingly and reluctantly gives someone else their phone number because they were forced to agressively, they were emotionally manipulated or they felt sorry for them.
guy: i got this girl's number!!!
mate: you blatently phone raped her.
by 2up2down:) August 03, 2010
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future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for
an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh
by aborted_robot April 23, 2010
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money on the phone

When somebody brags about their success and wealth on social media.

The phrase was first coined by Filthy Frank in the song "Hood Rich" in the line "money on the phone, but I'm broke", showing that while he talks big game online, in reality he has no money.
Travis: Ayo you see Chad braggin about how much he pulls in on Twitter?
Brad: Yeah. Kid has money on the phone, but he's broke.
by mrpravo June 19, 2018
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michaels phone

its gone
hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone
by Grimace's son January 12, 2018
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lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...
Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.
by Randa Mundo April 04, 2019
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Phone bitch

The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.
I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.
by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022
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