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Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
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Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
by Bunsdads June 5, 2019
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Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.
I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...
by JannerDyke June 24, 2019
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Steve's Patter

Steve's patter is known to be shite 100% of the time
That's some Steve's Patter type shit man.
by Jeeeeeeeeeeek February 9, 2020
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Quarter-Dome Patterson

A teacher who can’t make it up half dome but loves to talk about his trip there.
Quarter-dome Patterson is a great teacher!!
by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021
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ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.
Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
by BramT April 11, 2021
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taking a patterson

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
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