Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
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Get the Quarter-Dome Patterson mug.interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.
Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
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Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
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