by NotPeter69 February 17, 2024
Get the Bootstrap Paradox mug.A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
Get the bedtime paradox mug.This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.
Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021
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The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like
The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
Get the The marmor paradox mug."The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.
Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Person 1: "You don't exist physically because I've never seen you before in person"
Person 2: How the fuck does that make sense?
Person 1: it's the Yasuké Paradox, that's how!
Person 2: How the fuck does that make sense?
Person 1: it's the Yasuké Paradox, that's how!
by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021
Get the The Yasuké Paradox mug.A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021
Get the The sacred text paradox mug.In probability theory, the Babcockis Paradox, or the Babcockis Effect, concerns the probability that, in a set of
n randomly chosen people in a group text of numbers one does not recognize, some set of at least 3 of them are Babcockis.
n randomly chosen people in a group text of numbers one does not recognize, some set of at least 3 of them are Babcockis.
(555)555-5555: Man, who are those obnoxious guys ruining this text?
(555)555-5556: I am Babcockis.
(555)555-5557: I, too, am Babcockis!
(555)555-5558: I am Chris Burke, and therefor not Babcockis. I stood a high probabilistic chance of being Babcockis. The Babcockis Paradox states as much.
(555)555-5559: Fuck you it's Babcockis
Trey: Hey yalllll!
(555)555-5556: I am Babcockis.
(555)555-5557: I, too, am Babcockis!
(555)555-5558: I am Chris Burke, and therefor not Babcockis. I stood a high probabilistic chance of being Babcockis. The Babcockis Paradox states as much.
(555)555-5559: Fuck you it's Babcockis
Trey: Hey yalllll!
by Youaaaeedduknowatizz June 12, 2017
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