Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

only to the people that understand sports

This sentence is used by many weird people but don’t take it offensively because what this really means the opposite and it means Kaleo has the biggest cock in the multiverse

Not talking to you guys. only to the people that understand sports.

by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 10, 2022

COunciol (seggs) (only pro)

A group of degenerate trash bags who spout garbage everyday but are incredibly hilarious

AltoJinx: "Hey did you see what Atticus said in the COunciol (seggs) (only pro)?"
big ben: "Yeah it was about how much hayden sucked dick right?"
Pen Sharpie: "Yep, he made me mad so I'm gonna actually break his shit."

by AnAccountXII March 15, 2022

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

something from the Luca’s

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas!

by Α February 3, 2022

Only fans

A site where woman go to be sell explicit pics allover the internet, basically sex cam work.

'did you hear about Dominica from mafs she had an only fans account I wonder if she makes good money from selling foot and butt pics'.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

Only The Brave

Stands for Only The Brave : after the infamous song composed by the lyrical genius Louis Tomlinson. It is practically the gay anthem world wide. This beautiful yet short song is like an anthem which fuels the power of love and encourages love in any form , between any 2 people sharing a heart. It has been taken up a very special place in not only the LGBTQ+ community but any pairs of lovers. It also touches upon the immense courage it takes to finally come out, to break out of the social stereotypes and how it might feel like a journey of solitude. The whole arena is flooded with pride flags and rainbow lights to emphasize inclusion and many couples have been seen proposing to their loved ones during this particular song. The lyrics hit home and often bring tears to the eyes because of the softness of the delicate words yet the powerful meaning, making it a timeless masterpiece.

Rise and shine lovers! Here comes OTB.

Saying you love OTB is your heart waiving the "straight" outta yourself.

a : Favourite song by louis?
b : Only the brave

a : ahh, did just admit to being defined by that song?

by da_pimp April 6, 2022