Puppy high

The overwhelming feelings of joy or happiness started when you see a dog or puppy. Very common in self-proclaimed dog lovers.

Debby: Rebecca's dog was so cute I was puppy high for hours!
Becky: OH MAI GAWD

by Awkwardturtle July 2, 2012

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

Favourite puppy

When something is your favourite/ top dog.
Originating from Ted Niverson from the podcast 'Chuckle Sandwich'.

Iced coffee is absolutely favourite puppy

by gizm0w0 October 12, 2023

Comfort puppy

People go to comfort puppies for comfort and advice whenever they need help usually with a breakup, when they’re used or when they are at their weakest. And then when they’re better, the forget the comfort puppies. But those people are never there for comfort puppies and usually start talking about their own issues. So comfort puppy is a person who’s job is to be a therapist for people who don’t give a shit about them.

X: ,,My friend usually texts me when ge is sad and needs help, other than that…no.”
Y: ,,you’re a comfort puppy to him”

by Unicorns are amazing November 23, 2021

Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.

We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.

by LeeHB June 4, 2017

Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.

Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!

by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008

Discord Puppy

A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.

Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!

by RinzuDoesWha? April 29, 2022