your mom

Term used when you can't think of anything else to say. Usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. It usually doesn't make any sense.

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!

Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Bob: ...
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!

Me: Your mom goes to college.

by Brogan July 7, 2005

Teen Mom

A reality show that features the life and times of teen aged women that had children at a young age...Most (thankfully not all) are nothing but lazy-assed rancid party sluts that don't realize what planet they reside on, let alone the fact that they have children...

Did you see Teen Mom last night? The bitch featured was a loser...

by Graffilthier March 24, 2011

mom fart

When your mother cuts a loud fart.

Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

Yur Mom

One of the most overused insults ever.

MAT: Dude what r we doing in math class today?
DUDE: YUR MOM! BOOM SUCK IT IM SO MLG!!!!
MAT: Dude that's more of a joke than an insult nowadays...

by artfoxMS April 6, 2015

almond mom

basically yolanda hadid telling her daughter gigi to eat half an almond after gigi said she was about to faint

„you know how my mom projects her body insecurities onto me?“

„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“

by materialgwoorl April 1, 2023

bitch mom

A friend or other relation (not mother) who consistenty critiques actions and/or speech.

Example: My bitch mom was all over my Friday night bar pics!

by ShogunShockwave February 27, 2014

mom boobs

great boobs on a woman aged enough to look like shes had kids already, commonly seen at concerts, rodeos, parties, bars, nude beaches and most other places involving alcohol consumption

"Dude, look over there, mom boobs, ten o clock!"
"no man, im checkin out the mom boobs right behind us, that mom is hot as hell."
O shit man, those are damn nice mom boobs, but the nipples are kinda different sized"
"yea cuz her kid like to suck on the left one more."

by 4.slow February 18, 2011