Covid-🇰🇷

When South Korea’s initial success in mitigating infection via effective tracking and selective quarantining without having strict lockdowns later took a blow when cult church leaders lied to the authorities about their members, suspected to be potential vectors of the virus.

South Korea’s approach to containing Covid-🇰🇷 has so far been mixed, with their vaccination exercise only started recently, compared to other Asian countries.

by Covido April 7, 2021

covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

covid avenger

Any person in the world that fights against the covid 19 virus. Can either be a person that has the covid virus and is fighting to get better from it's effects or a medical professional that fights to keep people alive that have the covid 19 virus.

My brother Jimmy is a covid avenger. He is a paramedic that helps people get medical treatment that have the covid 19 virus. He's a covid hero also and has saved countless lives.

by JoeyBomm January 27, 2022

covid masker

Fucktards who listen to the government thinking that wearing a mask will save them from a flu. A 'covid masker' is a person who has sold their balls to the government and feminized institutions and now walks around to buy toilet paper in hoards while donning their mask like a badge of honour.

Oh look, a covid masker is looking for his balls!
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.

by Givemeabreak3 October 21, 2020

covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

Covid-25

Rare medical condition in which you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with covid-25, not sure why they had to stick something up my nose to find that out.

by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

COVID-21

A provisional name given to the natural circumstances related to the virus causing COVID-19, SARS-CoV-2. It relates to the mutation nature of the original strain in the form of how viral organisms being to cause replication errors over time (especially prevalent when having many hosts which exponentially increases the mutation rate) into when the new mutated form of the virus becomes more transmissible or even resistant to current antibodies, treatments, and vaccinations, to which it begins to outcompete other forms of the same virus to become a variant through a process known as natural selection. These variants are most commonly due to an inequity within the distribution of vaccination regimens to prevent COVID-19 and severe symptoms and death. Large wide-scale inoculations will curve this effect until herd immunity is achieved.

Medical Journal: “The new variant of SARS-CoV-2 is thought to be more transmissible.”
The Public: “It’s COVID-21.”

by MedicinePlus July 6, 2021