A cosmic stroke of outrageous good luck, named after the guy who somehow turns every disaster into a win. A Harry Bounce happens when someone screws up, hits it sideways, or makes a terrible decision — yet the universe immediately fixes it for them and hands them a perfect outcome anyway.
Originates from golf: when Harry blasts a ball deep into the trees and, instead of dying there like a normal shot, it ricochets back out and rolls to the middle of the fairway. Happens in every part of his life: traffic, work, relationships, food orders, you name it — if it should’ve gone wrong, a Harry Bounce magically saves it.
Originates from golf: when Harry blasts a ball deep into the trees and, instead of dying there like a normal shot, it ricochets back out and rolls to the middle of the fairway. Happens in every part of his life: traffic, work, relationships, food orders, you name it — if it should’ve gone wrong, a Harry Bounce magically saves it.
Ben: “Dude, Harry just snap-hooked his drive into the woods.”
Ryan: “Nah, watch this… Harry Bounce.”
(Ball rockets off a branch and rolls to 110 yards, dead center.)
Ben: “Unreal. If I hit that shot, I’m re-teeing.”
Nik: “Guy lives in a force field. Bad things literally can’t stick.”
Ryan: “Nah, watch this… Harry Bounce.”
(Ball rockets off a branch and rolls to 110 yards, dead center.)
Ben: “Unreal. If I hit that shot, I’m re-teeing.”
Nik: “Guy lives in a force field. Bad things literally can’t stick.”
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