Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

granny

A grandmother that is evil, nagging and an outright bitch. She may look innocent on the outside but on the inside shes a demon.(This term is inspired by the mobile game Granny.)

person 1; ''you live with such a granny, how are you still alive?''
person 2; "I have a crossbow, I'm safe."

by grandmakiller May 31, 2018

Rico’s Granny

Rico’s granny passed away but her weed is the best. She now lives with Sam’s cat and Solo’s mother.

Rico’s granny had the best weed I have ever seen!

by emokid01 July 23, 2021

grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

by milphunter March 9, 2015

GRANNY BURGERS

Clapped unittttt

Oh my god Granny Burgers, you’re an absolute U.N.I.T!

by unitmuncher October 12, 2018

shocked potato granny

nigels dead mum finding his gay magazine porn stash

shocked potato granny cool

by mrs tosser November 17, 2025

Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."

"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"

by rubella.com December 28, 2023