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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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BLAZE

A term frequently used in the Baltimore area as well as East Harford county pertaining to something good.

An alternate meaning in this area is the act of getting high as fuck. I.E. being BLAZED.
"Yo that shits BLAZE!"

"He/She looks BLAZE!"

"Ay lets BLAZE son" -- "Im already BLAZED, but aight, as long as u payin"
by xoxo Jay Jay xoxo August 19, 2008
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trail-blaze

vi: to smoke weed while skiing or snowboarding down a mountain.
Nils rolled a blunt so we can spark up and trail-blaze down to the base lodge.
by Suda51 October 21, 2011
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Blazing

"You dude that girl you took home from the bar last night was blazing"
by Cactus_ing June 23, 2022
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blaze Kirby

Sam Mersons slave, but better at everything compared to Pablo Montavez (Real Madrid is shit)
by Blaze Kirby February 6, 2024
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Blazing Bonger

someone who is above a human, with a capibility to think like none other, act like none other.
Are you a "Blazing Bonger"?

Of course, being normal is so lame.

Exactly.
by ShayeSaintJohn May 12, 2022
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