Jacking off

Jacking off is when you put lotion on your dick and rub it with your hands until you moan and cum

I'm jacking off my 7inch while typing this
Shit I just cummed it felt really good tho

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

Buzz Off

A censored version of "FUCK OFF YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING BITCH" Maybe a tad exaggerated but, Y'know?

Person 1: *Bugging person 2*
Person 2: F-Buzz off 1..

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 15, 2021

Dirk off

the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play

Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.

by BigJordan December 11, 2011

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014

scub-off

When 2 or more people join in the act of "scubing" in attempts to find the superior "scuber."
This is done primarily by Scuba diving but other forms may be acceptable.

Me and Scuba Dave had a scub-off last night. I scubed so well.

by Scuba Stave February 26, 2011

Cubing Off

(v.)The act of solving the Rubix Cube in front of others at inappropriate times.

Mr. G, our Rubix Cube Club sponsor, was cubing off on the stage in the middle of the award's ceremony.

by E-dawg. October 21, 2008

cranked off

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

by Lt. GO December 7, 2015