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Florida Swamp Squirt

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover
How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt
by Swampy69 August 18, 2018
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florida state thespians

a bunch of druggies who know every word to hamilton and be more chill
at state in 2019 a group of florida state thespians overdosed in the bathroom at the dance and everyone had to evacuate.
by Joe BananaMama March 11, 2020
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Florida State fuckboy

A total asshole who hates all things Florida Gators and acts like he doesn’t even care!
UF Fan “ I know for a fact that guy wearing garnet and gold over there is an Florida State fuckboy he hates all things University Of Florida and doesn’t give a fuck about it he doesn’t even care!
by Mista Krabz October 1, 2017
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Spring Hill, Florida

Where the druggies roam. The black hole of a place to live.
Have you been to Spring Hill, Florida that place is a total drug hole
by Jac&72627 December 29, 2016
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florida state game

Samantha and I are going to watch the Florida state game later.
by Jakehermanwillalwaysbeavirgin November 5, 2017
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Florida High Five

When a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. The high five receiver, doesn't know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.
male #1 to male #2: Dude, we're in Florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.
by Kung Fu Moses July 18, 2010
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The Florida Alligator Trap

The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.
Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker
by The All Wise One January 4, 2015
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