Noob to Life

A noob to life is someone who plays computer games all day then when they get off are like "Whats this life thing?". The subject often forgets where he is, who he is and what time it is.

Glen is such a noob to life.

by GMFattay July 12, 2005

Noob

Generally, a word losers toss around on the internet/gaming networks in a cowardly fashion to boost their feeble self esteem.

dude this 25o pound asshole just called me a noob on Black Ops.

by pantsbaskets wofoky December 23, 2010

noob sprayer

The use of machine guns on call of duty 2 online. One who sprays a machine gun in the enemies general direction and gets an easy kill.

that guy on call of duty is a fuckin noob sprayer.

by nubfacey5f July 26, 2008

Noob Box

Box/Crate(s) usually located in an online FPS game, behind which "noobs" are found hiding.

Dude you're terrible at this, why don't you go hide behind some noob boxes?

by Flamingus January 18, 2010

EZ NOOB

a phrase that u use when u have REKT someone for the 10th time

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL 10-0 this is too EZ NOOB get gud get gud noob ur trash

by Gamer&baller dic April 9, 2021

shut up noob

a word that is frequently said by someone i know, and also means: When a new player to a game is talking so much shit, you simply reply with: "Shut Up Noob." and that shuts them up.

Noob: You guys are doo doo uninstall!
An actual good player: Shut up noob.
A different good player: Yeah, shut up noob

by NiggerMan69 February 19, 2020

Noob Cannon

A big green sniper rifle which dosent require skill or advanced aiming ability to kill with.

I'm a n00b and need an AWM to kill

by Mickie M March 12, 2004