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Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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thAnk yOu

Saying thank you sarcastically because you're too much of a cunt too say thank you properly.
by 1234howmanypeopleareinmystore February 27, 2019
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Thank

Thank is a swear commonly used in schools, business and even at home. Usually the word that goes after thank is you.
This is the ONLY swear that you can ever say in the public without getting scolded.
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never thanks

‘never thanks’ has a similar meaning to ‘no thanks’, it differs in the way that it is a permanent refusal of something or someone offered. Often used as a sarcastic response to something unwanted.
Do you want a gin and tonic? Never thanks mate it’s rank...
Or
Susan really likes you mate, will you go on a date with her?
Never thanks to that mate...
by Scottish edgit June 17, 2018
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thanks dreww

A comment on an "Andrewplays1ne" video by the legendary "IThatKidBryan"
by andrewplays1ne May 24, 2018
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Turkish Thank You

When you're fucking a girl from behind and are about to cum, you pull out and put the tip of your penis on her butthole to finish; some of the ejaculate should run down to her pussy and down her legs
After Charlotte cooked me a particularly good dinner, we had sex and I decided to give her a Turkish Thank You. Her rosebud and lips looked like a lake with a cum waterfall.
by bobojo June 10, 2024
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Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required
"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"
by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019
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