Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

the ultimate shake

It's when a girl is sucking off a guy and once the guy starts to cum he pushes down on her her head wich causes her to puke but she ends up swallowing it all

Guy: bro I just gave my girl the ultimate shake. She's a trooper

Friend: what's that?
Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...

by Cool guy Kevin April 24, 2016

Quit Shaking

“a huge raging homosexual with a keyboard who believes he has the Knowledge, Strength and Integrity to be classified as a cod athlete. he is known to drive around his truck around colorado trying to sneak kids in the back so he can brag to his non existent fan base about having friends when in fact they are just his personal noncey neeky abductions“

Don’t be a Quit Shaking.

by Vertaci June 9, 2021

Harlem Shakes

A slang term for a fake seizure. Could be considered racist by 2021 standards.

Doctor: "looks like you have case of the Harlem shakes."

Patient: *shakes harder* "but I'm have a seizure"

Doctor: "If you were really having a seizure you wouldn't be able to talk"

by Suprchkn April 20, 2021

The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.

How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong

by UncleKony September 12, 2018

Shamrock Shaked

When you get with a girl, but then she turn lesbian (or bi-sexual)

I know you was with her, but she likes girls now- you got Shamrock Shaked my dawg.

by Salvatore's Pizza January 25, 2018

Cheese Shakes

When one does not shower for 3 days and runs 2 miles per day and his balls become extremely sweaty and nasty, then he would grab his balls after they are pasted to his leg then shake other people's hands.

"Dude when I met that guy I totally gave him Cheese Shakes!" Cheese

by Meat Rocket April 11, 2010