myles

a 6’1 homosexual boy who smiles all the time, obsessed with basketball 🏀, and is into tall fruity freaky men.

random person: wsp myles!

myles:🙄

tall fruity freaky man: heyy mylessss!🤪😘

myles: 😏 *giggles gayly*

by lmaohehehe December 10, 2023

MYLES

a 6’1 homosexual boy who smiles all the time, is obsessed with basketball 🏀, and is super into tall fruity freaky men

random person: yo wsp myles!
MYLES: 🙄
tall fruity freaky man: heyyyy myles😘🤪🤪
myles: 😏😏💋💋**completely rizzed up*

by lmaohehehe December 10, 2023

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

Myles

Myles is obese and has an anime addiction and won’t shut up in school verryyyy cringe

*girls just chatting*
Myles: gyahahahah
Girls: ew Myles shut up your fat

by Rooftop33358 January 12, 2024

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

molesto ca

Slum City Molesto CA in the heart of the Central Valley. Alviso CA shines compared to Molesto.

Man the Danimal is such a slimeball, he resembles people from Molesto CA

by Shootingice January 19, 2024

Myles

He is a very funny guy that confused for being gay because all the homies want him even though he doesn't want them. He struggles to get women to not like him, and has to act silly and goofy so they dont swarm him all at once.

Everyone :Myles is cool
Everyone else : Not gay tho

by Mylesbutbetter May 1, 2024