Skip to main content

Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”
by Broughton November 7, 2020
mugGet the Jasper Murphymug.

Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.
by mungbean toast December 7, 2022
mugGet the Mrs. Nellie Murphymug.

Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me
by raspersnacks May 21, 2011
mugGet the Murphy Familymug.

Joe Murphy

A ginger-haired person from Ireland and loves playing Csgo Delta. In his free time, he watches fortnite anime 24/7.
by Tiptoehippo1 March 4, 2021
mugGet the Joe Murphymug.

stink dick murphy

A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot
Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week
by Stinkdicknigga December 30, 2024
mugGet the stink dick murphymug.

Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.
"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."
by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023
mugGet the Murphy Duckmug.

Mollie Murphy

Mollie *cough* Agnes *cough* Murphy is a known defender of the gnome kingdom known for their curly locks and curtains to match.

The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.

Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
Ok Mollie Murphy we get it ur hairs curly. Mollie would respondno need to get so agnome on me now”
by Kimye September 11, 2025
mugGet the Mollie Murphymug.

Share this definition