Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Tongue-Moist

that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.

The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!

by the black smith December 18, 2021

Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body

Last night I did a sick moist mermaid

by Dan2024 March 10, 2022

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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 28, 2025

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

thunder moist

danny devito

Ah, the hit Disney film, Hercules, featuring Thunder Moist

by Tizicopia July 18, 2022