Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025

moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".

Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?

by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013

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by ICC off off off de November 23, 2021

Moist

A word that means wet. It is used to make another person uncomfortable by its suggestive undertones and juicy sounding pronunciation.

Dude I feel totally moist right now.

I like my coffee like I like my women, moist.

by HhuummaannMMaann January 22, 2019

praline moist

Praline moist is perfectly placed in any conversation and especially when nobody expects it

3 handsome guys talking: ....

Phillip as a high and pleasant person: so .... PRALINE MOIST !!!

by MoistP September 26, 2018

moist-backed mexican

A smexxy hispanic person.

Gerardo is MY moist-backed mexican!

by Mavilous August 4, 2007

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022