Moist

Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.

How you doing today?

I'm pretty moist today thank you.

Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.

Aww dude that's so moist.

by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018

moist suck

When an individual receives sexual sucking with lots of saliva.

Samara gave Tom the moist suck in the movie theater.

by Dadoforange August 12, 2018

moist process

The process of when of when 3 people try to have sex all together at the same time while cumming in each other persons mouth creating a cumulative triangle.

Camry, Kaitlin, and Alicia did a VERY moist process last night, I could hear them from downstairs.

by Johndas February 20, 2017

Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

Moist India

A reaction to when somebody uses the word waz.

"I need to go for a waz."
"MOIST INDIA!!"

by Smith2468 June 8, 2018

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020