A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.
See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."
Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."
Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
by Still Commaster April 13, 2011
Get the Mini-van Complexmug. by Taztim September 13, 2022
Get the Frosted Mini Wheatmug. It is one reason why stainless steel bottles are better than plastic bottles. Basically when you grab your stainless steel drink bottle, it is cold to touch. Its like a little teaser just before you are about to drink.
There are so many reasons why stainless steel drink bottles shit on every other alternative that an attempt to list them all would be an exercise in futility. How the fuck has the portable-liquid-containment industry survived for so long without these fckers in the mainstream. A few reasons below:
-It keeps my water chilled for longer giving me a more refreshing drink.
-It is rigid and solid and maintains it's shape. It doesn't crumple like a faggy plastic bottle when subjected to mechanical strain.
-When I drop the cunt it makes a manly noise CLANG CLUNK CA-CHUNK CLANG CLANG CLANG. This is much better than dropping a faggy plastic bottle and getting that soft little pop-pop-p-p-pop-pppppop noise that kinda sounds like two little g0oks in slippers playing table-tennis.
-It is metallic/silver in colour. As you know, guns are also this colour. Guns are hard. that is indisputable.. Compare that to plastic drinking bottles, they are the same colour as...... windows. windows are gay.
-Soldiers' canteens are metallic so they obviously share this opinion.
There are so many reasons why stainless steel drink bottles shit on every other alternative that an attempt to list them all would be an exercise in futility. How the fuck has the portable-liquid-containment industry survived for so long without these fckers in the mainstream. A few reasons below:
-It keeps my water chilled for longer giving me a more refreshing drink.
-It is rigid and solid and maintains it's shape. It doesn't crumple like a faggy plastic bottle when subjected to mechanical strain.
-When I drop the cunt it makes a manly noise CLANG CLUNK CA-CHUNK CLANG CLANG CLANG. This is much better than dropping a faggy plastic bottle and getting that soft little pop-pop-p-p-pop-pppppop noise that kinda sounds like two little g0oks in slippers playing table-tennis.
-It is metallic/silver in colour. As you know, guns are also this colour. Guns are hard. that is indisputable.. Compare that to plastic drinking bottles, they are the same colour as...... windows. windows are gay.
-Soldiers' canteens are metallic so they obviously share this opinion.
Be sure to invest in a stainless steel drinking bottle. Seriously, it is the best step you will ever make on the road to finding Mini Chill Thrills and obtaining top-quality, affordable portable-hydration-vessels.
by Quote SHP June 16, 2011
Get the Mini Chill Thrillsmug. by FreddyFraz4 March 21, 2022
Get the iphone x minimug. by Minimilkandthekraves November 23, 2021
Get the Mini milk and the kravesmug. a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.
by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014
Get the Mini-Mart Mochamug. When you are a girl and you have a new friend that's non binary but was born with female parts and you text them asking for help on a math question and then you think your flirting but then after a bit of texting and then the friend says something like yea I do that especially with my friends and your listening to music the whole time this is happening and then when the friend says that a few seconds later Heather's by Conan Grey comes on and you just had a mini heart break because they said the word friends when you thought you where flirting 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Mini heart break victim: Yea I was just texting with Dannie( not real person) and I thought we were flirting by they said no im just really affectionate with my friends when I said did I make you uncomfortable and now I'm sad as hell 💔
Random friend listening: yea it sounds like you are a mini heart break victim my friend
Random friend listening: yea it sounds like you are a mini heart break victim my friend
by I'm a possums ass August 26, 2021
Get the mini heart breakmug.