Michigan Man

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.

That Harbaugh. He’s a Michigan Man through and through!

by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023

Michigan Wolverines

the best motherfucking team in the world and way better than the Fuckeyes

Ohio state fucking sucks Michigan wolverines are better

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Michigan Cleaning

where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself

austin backus:hey dude where is andy

reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022

Michigan Cleaning

When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea

austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022

Michigan Man

A person who is fully committed to the following credo:
Cheat.
Lie.
Play the victim.

Did you see the way he whined about getting sanctioned for cheating and destroying evidence? Now that is what I call a Michigan Man.

by Richard H Ball November 19, 2023

flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.

Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.

by itssojoever May 1, 2024

Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of Grizzly Wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: Bro, I had a fat lipper of griz in when I ate that dirty girl's ass last night.
Maniac 2: Dude! You gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
Maniac 1: Hell Yeah!

by Maniac 3 May 13, 2024