After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
by Keller319 November 06, 2022
When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
Umich
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.
by BigDaddyKosher March 24, 2018
In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.
The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out
by Mynameisyoy January 29, 2016
When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 22, 2024