Matthew

A human that is shy when you meet them, and then crazy afterwards, they are like a wildcard

Wow, I've known him so long, and I still wanna call him Matthew

by Allora.Madderra April 9, 2017

matthew

worst person ever

i met a matthew he was the worst person ever

by claire bridgeman February 15, 2018

matthew

That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!

Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you.

Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name

by matthewlovesbutts February 20, 2023

Matthew

A tall boy. That has the best fashion in his school for a boy. He is very intelligent and smart and can ace any test. He low key looks like Lil Tecca, but in a better version. He has very nice hair and has clear skin. He can beat anyone in debate with his enormous pee pee. He is able to roast anyone on the spot and he has yet to ever embarrass himself ,so in conclusion you can't roast the kid. He is able to lie in any kind of situation and is able to help his friends. When it comes to relationships he can be a player and break peoples hearts ,because he got bored of them. He does it for the fun, but once he find the perfect girl he will be a great husband. In the future he will easily own his own company or make billions.

Caleb: " my sandwiches are the best"
Matthew: " so basically you belong in the kitchen you waeman"
Caleb; ".... you got me there i can't say anything back"
Caleb: " so Alexis basically you freaking stupid"

by iamlowkeysad October 17, 2019

Matthew

He's a very hard chap good at basketball likes hurling. He has a best friend called Adam and a really thick girlfriend.

Oh look there's Matthew he's well hard bruv

by Matthew🤤 October 31, 2019

Matthew

Jesus, ender of all worlds, the almighty one.

"Matthew is poggers"

by Mann Dhar May 3, 2021

Matthew

The best personality ever. He really knows how to have fun and makes everything better. Someone you want to always have around. He's goofy, he's sexy, he's smart and great at everything he does. If you ever find a Matthew don't ever let him go. He makes life worth living. He puts the pep in your step. No matter how bad you feel, he makes it better somehow. Just ask him about his houseplants. He cooks the best fucking ribs and knows how to do everything. He's cautious with his feelings and makes you want to be the person you knew you could be.

A Matthew is irreplaceable. He's the best of the best. I love Matthew for his person.

by Combatcarmen October 17, 2022