Matthew

Matthew is a guy with a really small penis

Hey hes got a matthew

by Mclovin YoMadre January 26, 2019

Matthew

Best defualty boi, anyone who kills him is a STREAMSNIPER

Matthew= best forknife player

by Best forknife dabber 69 November 26, 2018

Matthew

Just an overall pretty great, kinda sketchy guy

Man Matthew is rad bro?

by Shmath64 December 19, 2018

matthew

That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!

Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you.

Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name

by matthewlovesbutts February 21, 2023

Matthew

A human that is shy when you meet them, and then crazy afterwards, they are like a wildcard

Wow, I've known him so long, and I still wanna call him Matthew

by Allora.Madderra April 10, 2017

Matthew

Jesus, ender of all worlds, the almighty one.

"Matthew is poggers"

by Mann Dhar May 03, 2021

Matthew

He's a very hard chap good at basketball likes hurling. He has a best friend called Adam and a really thick girlfriend.

Oh look there's Matthew he's well hard bruv

by Matthew🤤 October 31, 2019