Matcha'd

When a girl in a hot pink sweater dumps a whole ass cup of matcha on you in the middle of the courtyard after a "most performative male" contest

Yo, did you see Raf at the performative male contest? He got Matcha'd badly.

by saltenpasta November 12, 2025

Matcha External

Matcha External is like if a dumbass wanted to invent a roblox external without any knowleged whats so ever, skidded , support takes 4 days to respond , thier gui is so trash,sometimes u have to pull it up so the rest can load.
worst 10 dollars

Person A : yo bro have u heard of Matcha External?
Person B: that skidded external?? its trash

by Bleed January 2, 2026

Matcha jerk

Matcha Jerk: A sexual act involving manual stimulation of a penis while sprinkling matcha powder onto it. The motion and friction turn the powder into a paste, which is then used to prepare matcha tea and consumed by the person performing the act.

"I gave my man a matcha jerk yesterday and it tasted great!
"I heard she is the best at giving matcha jerks"

by Cashmoneytyrel January 6, 2026

Avatar Match

A game of guitar hero (any game), best of 3 songs on expert. Loser counters. Banned Songs: Buckethead - Jordan, Winner keeps Avatar, Loser gets a very embarrassing penis avatar.

Hey you stole my avatar! No I didn't! AVATAR MATCH ME! (They play and get results, One keeps the cool avatar... the other gets a very embarrassing penis avatar)

by FrenzieFool December 1, 2007

numbers matching

When a cars Vehicle identification number (VIN) matches the number on major components like the engine. This essentially means that major components, like the engine and transmission are original. US Auto manufactures been matching numbers on major components in 1960 (Most Chrysler's and the Chevrolet Corvette) and other General Motors and Ford cars in the mid to late 1960s.

That is a numbers matching 63 Corvette..

by nine11c2 September 21, 2013

Psychicspy Matchmaker

When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.

A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

lowkey matching

When you and your friend never see each other but you are matching on Snapchat or other forms of social media

Woah Brooke and I are such good friends that we are lowkey matching on Snapchat!

by Not Brooke March 9, 2017