I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 02, 2018

You’ve become really boring lately

Jewish UrbanDictionary editors, I’m talking about you guys.

You’ve become really boring lately

by Gothic Miscreant October 09, 2023

Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 12, 2021

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy March 09, 2007

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy March 12, 2007

Late Gimp

A person who is not only late, but decides to inform you 45 minutes after he should have already left home.

"Jonny where are you?"
"Sorry boys, problem at work"
"Why didn't you tell us earlier considering you should have left home 45 minutes ago?"
"Because I'm a late gimp"

by Big Beadla February 05, 2021

late yellow

When you drove through traffic lights on red, but don't want to addmit that in front of someone

kid: Dad why didn't you stop when the light was red?
u: Shut up, it was a late yellow

by Lexy Karmiński January 03, 2020