Late variables

When you commit to do something fun with your friends only to be told by your partner you have to change your plans.

Ken: are you still coming on the holiday we planned?
Dan: sorry, I’m experiencing late variables.

by Daniel O’Rourke August 1, 2025

Damn late!

A phrase that Czechs use arguably more often then any other nation.
Typically when one says "dem lejt" it means he wants to drink a booze,
because he just missed some event... Or did he?
You do not actually need to be late to say it.
In other words, he just wants to get drunk... Or "hodit kóma".

Hanz: "Damn late!?"
Rudolf: "Jo, dem lejt!"

by AdriM February 6, 2023

Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust

Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN

by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023

Late

This word simply means that u truly love this person but at the same time hate them. Hm maybe u hate them bc u love them so much ;) ANYWAYS this word can also be used for friendship if it’s too weird for y’all to say u love each other <3

Madi: ugh I late u soo much

Alexa: aw I late u too <3

by Daddy sister January 3, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 22, 2010

Late Night McDonald's

Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.

Damn, there ain't nothin to do tonight! Who's up for some late night mcdonald's???

by IcyHot November 4, 2013