Karma Broker

When J-Rod tells it how it is and your karma comes forth.

Dude, my Karma Broker told me if I fucked this girl, I’d get crabs. So I fucked her sister.”

by Chick’s Dig Dicks February 15, 2024

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Karma

'Cause karma is my boyfriend
Karma is a god
Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Karma's a relaxing thought
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?
Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
Flexing like a goddamn acrobat

Me and karma vibe like that

by Portapawty June 13, 2023

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Shrine of Karma

Absolutely amazing person, has immaculate rizz

Shrine of Karma buttfucked me

by karma5 March 12, 2023

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karma

a song by taylor swift

“have you listened to karma yet?”

by refIected July 16, 2023

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Karma is getting fucked after talking shit when you were sure that you were going to be right and everyone else was going to be wrong.

One such example of karma might be buying puts on Friday, and talking shit the whole weekend. Then waking up on Monday and having flashbacks to owning GE calls.

by ehehhehehehehehhehehe November 2, 2020

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