July 16

Dickheads have there birthday on the 16 july (only men to be exact)

Feyre: oh when is your birthday?
Tamlin: ou on the july 16
Feyre: damn i gotta go take my fish on a walk

by Azrielswhore May 12, 2022

July 9

people are ambitious, wise, funny, positive, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love

Person: wow, you were july 9, u must have succeeded.
Creator: Not really, I haven’t committed world domination.
Person: WHAT! *worried*

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

July 19th

The day love started❤️ 🔥

“What is July 19th?” Oh it’s the day that love started!

by 🕯 January 12, 2022

July 29

national make out with ur gf/bf day and have a sleepover with them

Boy:it’s july 29 know what that means
Boy:kisses girlfriend

Girl:
Boy:wanna sleep round mine tonight

by -Haha April 4, 2022

july 29

National talk to your crush day

Its july 29 , no school go talk to your crush!

by Yuhimakenationaldays April 6, 2022

No Pride July

Homosexuals are a mistake to humanity so celebrarate No pride july! No pride july is anti pride month, where prides are discriminated against and we celebrate more appropriate causes like the Anzacs.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS STAY WHAT YOU WERE BORN AS! LOVE THE OPPOSITE GENDER!

Tom: Its Pride month!
Sam: No silly it's no pride July!

by Sophz Got A Lizard <3 June 12, 2023

July 1

The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.

CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 1, 2022