new jersey hot pocket

A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.

I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...

by Dre money March 30, 2016

get it boy jersey

The proverbial clothing worn by a get it boy. Not a real piece of clothing; rather, the concept of such an article. If it existed in physical form, it would say "get it boy" across the shoulders, where the last name usually is.

You wanna party, let me get the YG's, and we a be thurr in a minute/
Maybe chickenhead with it/
I'm in the authentic get it boy jersey, G.I.B hat fitted

by chingy February 6, 2005

Jamesburg,New Jersey

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.

Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021

Jersey Slurpee

A threesome MFF, MFM, MMM when one male ejaculates into the anus of a participant and has the second participant take a slurpee fun straw, drink it out of the anus and snowball back into the third participants mouth.

I almost threw up watching a threesome perform the jersey slurpee, it must have been filmed in jersey.

by Anpu February 5, 2010

new jersey

New Jersey, what's not to like? Most people that put down Jersey havent even stepped foot in the state, so f' them, there opinions don't mean a damn thing. Yeah "yo" is a great attention getter and we say it all the time, is that such a bad thing? At least we aren't going around say "hey ya'll" or "quit being so gnarly dude!" No we aren't all italian, and no not all of us live like the saprano's. most of the people that act like that werent even born and raised in jersey, they are usually from new york. they only moved here because its safer. yeah newark and camden are mad dangerous at night, but no just because you drive through there doesnt mean you will get shot. just dont stare at people on the streets and act like a dumbass. and no not all of us live off the parkway so quit "what exit are you from" most people dont even refer to exits. we dont call it the beach its the shore, and half the time we only go down there to party. we know exactally where to get alcohol illegally and we arent stupid enough to use a fake idea, just chalk your age you asshole. if you dont drive fast and agressivly, then you dont belong here. if you think jersey smells then i suggest you either stay out or shut your mouth before we take a bat to your head. none of us say "joisey" if anything its more "jerrrrze." every good night ive had ended at a diner at 4am for breakfast after a good night of partying, which always ends with a fight. f' you im from jersey and i love it.

dickwad: hahahaha you said "water" messed up. its because your from "joisey!"
me: yo im from new jersey, would you like a bagel up your ass dickwad?

by irishJERSEYgirrlFURREALLL September 3, 2006

jeruselum joggers

birkenstocks, hippie sandals, faux birkenstocks, leather sandals, leather flip flops

Jeruselum joggers come in many different styles and colors these days.

by stevewk May 16, 2007

Jeros

Jeros (also known as "JerosGamer89") is a "YouTuber", coder and doxxer. His videos are usually considered bad by many, and is often mass disliked. His worst controversy/drama happened in June 2021 where he was exposed for doxxing Vultra. His response to the controversy was to lie to anyone who confronted him, often he states that people are "harassing" him.

More information of his controversy can be viewed in xDiss' video about it, called "JerosGamer89 doxxed Vultra.... (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)"

Jeros is often called "gay" and other terms used to describe homosexual people, part of the reason for this is that he usually uses anime profile pictures on discord.

sheebel: You know JerosGamer89
Vultra: yeah?
shebeel: he's gonna dox you

by pseudonym_ps October 7, 2021