Jason

A whimsical ferret's foot.

Jason's a very smart person.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 7, 2020

Jason

Jason is so god-like you can't stare at him without your retinas burning.
A sexy beast of unnatural proportions.

A lover of women.

A Magician.

"Look at that Prince of Perfection.. that Jason..."

by blanketyblanket March 30, 2021

judgey jason

A person who imparts judgment on someone else via judgey words, looks, or actions.

All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?

by Saccy sac May 6, 2018

jaron

8 gigabytes of pornography. 4GB of porn would be referred to as "half a jaron". 2GB, a quarter.

"Dude, his parents found all the porn on his laptop!"
"I heard he had like 2 whole jarons on there..."

by mf227 November 21, 2009

Jason's mom

A dirty slut

I banged Jason's mom

by Taco man May 6, 2014

JasonBourneAxis

A big snitch who snitched on the former FSP Superintendent fobagosalot and also will snitch on anyone who does crime, a big boy snitch, the biggest snitch in the state of Firestone.

JasonBourneAxis is such a big snitch! He's gay for snitching on fobagosalot! He is a FSP Superintendent and he saved us, he shouldn't be punished for hit and run, vehicle assault, reckless driving and more crimes!

by Opama November 3, 2018

Jason

The most fucking sexiest man alive

I love jason so much

by Swedishday September 21, 2017