Jackie

Jackie is a girl who likes tends to choke on her drinks. She has brown hair and plays lacrosse. Super sweet and loves reading. A really good friend and has only one younger sibling. Likes Hamilton.

Jackie is the cutest girl! I wish that I was as awesome as her.

by Corral May 15, 2016

Jacking Off

When a guy pulls on his penis vigorously and makes cum squirt out

Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 1, 2018

Jackie Gleason

Derived from a Family Guy episode. This sexual move involves the female performing oral sex on the male. When the male is about to cum he pulls out of her mouth and releases his load all over the female's face while simultaneously exclaiming "POW! Right in the kisser." This is in reference to a quote by Jackie Gleason in the 'The Honeymooners'

I gave my bitch a Jackie Gleason last night.

"Giving her a Jackie Gleason excites her", says Ron, "Hermione loves it when I yell POW, right in the kisser."
"I wanna do Hermione." grumbles Harry

by J-Snizzle May 23, 2008

dirty jackie

When a guy borrows your tools and scratches his asshole with them before returning them

Hey what's this brown stuff on my wrench? Sonofabitch , you gave me a dirty Jackie!

by Liquid fart January 2, 2018

jacking-off

when guyz get board they run very up to their room or home or sd thy refer to their room their masterbation pad. they rub rub rub ru mayb even suck them selfves until that white shit just started slowing out like te nile river.

kyle runs and rubs very fast then slow fast n slow fast n slow!! (hes having a great time by himself)!!;)

by poo face May 10, 2003

Jacking my steez

To mess with someone in order to disrupt their swagger

Are you jacking my steez?

by Œöø January 3, 2021

aunt jackie

Aunt jackie iz a dance made by the rapper JASON FOX. hez from harlem. he also made a mix to chicken noodle soup. yu clap yuur handz 2gether an put them over yuur left an right shoulder a lotta timezz. like yur bein cheered bcuzz yuu juss won sumthin. an do summ crazzi shyt wit yur feet to make it look kooler.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHASSGN_Cw4

^ link to the official aunt jackie music video by jason fox.

by *•¤° tØny °¤•* December 15, 2008