The average penis size on the world according to the first google result
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12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes
Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes
by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017
Get the 5.1 inchesmug. The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
Get the inchmug. 2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
by gregben September 12, 2023
Get the 11 Feet 6 Inchesmug. Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.
Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.
Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.
Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.
by Mezomitch August 14, 2009
Get the alley inchmug. by creamfirst August 26, 2021
Get the The Extra Inchmug. 1. A word for a member of the band Nine Inch Nails. Properly capitalized in order to signify that it's pertaining to NIN.
2. A dick that's nine inches.
2. A dick that's nine inches.
by Tako#2739 August 17, 2021
Get the nine inch nailmug. The term "3/16th 8 inch beam" doesn't even have to refer to a beam thats 3/16th of an inch and 8 inches long. It simply refers to the most important part of any type of project.
"Hey John, go get the 3/16th 8 inch beam from the back of the truck" (In this case John is going to go get the most important part of the sink he is installing, the sink drain.)
by Knotgod July 3, 2025
Get the 3/16th 8 inch beammug.