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Bean glaze

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!
Chuck was thrilled to learn Debra wanted him to give her a hefty bean glaze for her birthday.
by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019
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Papi Beans

There is no true God, only Papi Beans
by hapey egg March 16, 2017
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Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019
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chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.
Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.
by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009
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Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.
by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015
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Bean Worship

Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.

Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
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RENEGADE BEANS

Pinto beans simmered in a crock pot with bacon, fajita skirt, deer sausage, jalapenos, tomatos, cilantro, onions, minced garlic, chicken broth, & bacon. Pretty much the best way to make beans on the planet. There is also bacon in the recipe so that means they kinda rock!
Joel brought RENEGADE BEANS to work today! Sweet...... I don't have to buy lunch.

Marc & Roy make some OK beans but thay are crap compared to RENEGADE BEANS.

Dammit Carlos.......save some RENEGADE BEANS for us you fuckin poon! Bieber is starving!
by juanslawns August 30, 2012
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