florida state thespians

a bunch of druggies who know every word to hamilton and be more chill

at state in 2019 a group of florida state thespians overdosed in the bathroom at the dance and everyone had to evacuate.

by Joe BananaMama March 11, 2020

Florida State fuckboy

A total asshole who hates all things Florida Gators and acts like he doesn’t even care!

UF Fan “ I know for a fact that guy wearing garnet and gold over there is an Florida State fuckboy he hates all things University Of Florida and doesn’t give a fuck about it he doesn’t even care!

by Mista Krabz October 1, 2017

florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack

"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."

by chicostikk August 31, 2011

Florida High Five

When a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. The high five receiver, doesn't know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.

male #1 to male #2: Dude, we're in Florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.

by Kung Fu Moses July 18, 2010

shady hills florida

Were all of the rednecks live and a bounch of junkies if your a redneck there is a lot of mud holes for you just dont get caught out there but there are a few good people out here so come on down and lets go muding

Lets go to shady hills florida and go muding and get fucked up

by Crazyjpwb April 25, 2017

Florida Swamp Squirt

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover

How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt

by Swampy69 August 18, 2018

The Florida Alligator Trap

The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.

Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker

by The All Wise One January 4, 2015