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hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan
by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011
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The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.
Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor
by Shugunou October 23, 2023
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A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
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Life before Social Media

When Social Media wasn't a thing People will play outside all day and have Face to Face Conversations
by NorthBoy99 October 28, 2023
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grinches pinched a little before easter

the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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grinches pinched a little before easter
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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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