human

superior speices on planet tellus (earth). Existed for about 10000 years++. Have invented fire, internet, hamburgers, pizza, electolux vacumcleaners, dollars.
Killing each other for money and power.

by T May 27, 2003

human

Any bipedal creature; almost always irrational, immoral, irresponsible, self-centered, presumptuous fools

... Just go find someone...

by Kuromori June 22, 2003

human geography

The social science of how geographic location affects human culture and phenomena.

In AP Human Geography today we studied how living near lakes affected how people lived.

by bdfhjl August 27, 2006

Humans

"god's" abortion....the human race

Humans:The most expendable form of life on the planet!!!!!

by humanhater January 18, 2008

human centipede

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.

Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.

by swiss beets April 30, 2010

the human torch

taking the skin of your nut sack and pulling it over the top of your penis while your partner nibbles or sucks on your balls.

The longer the pubic hair, the better looking the flames. Fire crotches resemble the flames even more

I was trying turn up the heat on our relationship, so i pulled out the human torch. It got that bitch all hot and my balls got nibbled on.

by R-fresh November 30, 2007

human

An animal found on planet Earth, which is related to the great ape family. People are humans. We have gone a long way. We have an erect body, which allows for our hands to be free and not needed for walking. We also have thumbs, so we can grip shit. We have a great brain capacity. We pretty much control the planet. Its very sad, especially to someone like me, to know that humans are fucking up the only shit that we have. We wont be happy untill our planet is torn in half, now will we?
Humans went through stages of development and discovery. We started out using tools, then metal tools, and moved on and on. We left the planet and landed on the moon. The moon is the farthest we have gone, and this shit is the closest possible thing to our planet. So we still have a long way to go.
Unfortunately, humans are out of control and violent. We are masters at killing and causing destruction. Naturally violent. Thats why, some people say, UFOs are watching us; because they know we are capable of armagedon and they seek self protection. But enough about aliens. This article is about humans.
I can go on and on. Im not gonna.
Goodbye.

Humans are sick fucks who cause nothing but trouble everywhere they go.

by errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr April 19, 2007