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a warning from history

The exact opposite of history repeating itself. This is where a party DOES take heed of what happened in the past and rectifies the plan to lead to a better future.
The big Three took a warning from history and decided not to punish Germany after world war II with another Versaille treaty.
by Banastre July 16, 2004
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Canada's History

The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.
Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick
by the metric system is gay February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.
Man, isn't it funny how people forget that Canada's History is a big part of America's History?
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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ap european history

The study of American economics and paintings by artists who generally didn't do shit to influence anything outside their masturbatory circle of fellow painters
You're better off taking Art History instead of AP European History.
by TessHM March 15, 2015
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Canada's history

An sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Just as things are getting heavy, your partner Prorogues sex.
1. Ahh..Yeeess, now take the moos-
2. I'm sorry, but i've prorogued our love making.
1. What the fuck?
2. That's Canada's History for ya.
by Jesus nipples February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.
Dude, someone just sent me a picture of someone doing the Canada's History on some chick. Gross!
by someguy1234 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.

b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.
I just read her all of Canada's History, if you know what I'm saying.
by Dirty Mounty February 4, 2010
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