Gay hook

A basketball move/phrase started by a 45 year old man who is good at hook shots. But he’s very gay.

That was a good gay hook, clench me.

by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022

Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 05, 2021

Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 11, 2020

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

by MadBantsForMadLads April 08, 2016

grappling hook

when you grapple on to your friends ass

I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing

by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016

tow hook

When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.

Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!

by Heybabycakes13 December 10, 2017

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022