Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.

guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010

To Be Honest

TBH spelled out

To Be Honest ur really really pretty and ummmm.... I think in fourth grade I said hi to u once

by BigBLittleD January 2, 2015

Honest to blog

An embarrassing phrase meant to indicate an inquisitive challenge to someone's sincerity as an interrogative (Honest to blog?), or a claim of solemnity as a declarative utterance (Honest to blog!). The phrase found a modicum of popularity amongst idiots back in 2008 thanks to Diablo Cody. It was lame at the time, and has since fallen further out out of usage. It was one of a number of crappy pieces of dialogue that were deemed Oscar worthy by the crusty old members of the Academy, who only awarded the film anything because they wanted to look cool and down with "teen speak" despite not having a fucking clue what any of it meant or the fact that that no one would ever talk like that. The decline in the usage of a term like "honest to blog" is perhaps indicative of a growing cultural awareness of of the crumminess of the film's pseudo teen talk and an acceptance that such bullshit isn't so god damn cute anymore.

For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)

"Hey, did you hear Juno won the Oscar for best original screenplay?"
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."

by cptzaprowsdower September 12, 2011

Honeysucker

The alternate term for a sewage truck.

Man that honeysucker smells rancid!

by Big CB February 23, 2015

honey baked

Derived From, "Going Hams"
Used To Describe Doing Dumb Shit

This Shit is Honey Baked; I Could Be Doin So Much Right Now

by Free Sinatra August 4, 2007

honey wookums

A sweet nickname for your significant other that shows there's no shame in your relationship

Hey honey wookums!
Hey lover!

by honeywookums April 20, 2014

Honey in my tea

Honey in my tea is a classic prank that can be pulled on anybody.

The honey in my tea prank is good for people who are interested in novels, anime and manga, since they spend majority of their time reading and drinking tea. You pull this off by opening a packet of honey and dunking that shit into the cup. The recipient will not find this funny, and will probably tip their cup out into the sink because it tastes funny.

Jack: "I will put this packet of honey in Finns tea"
John: "Okay."
-10 minutes later-
Finn: "WHO THE HELL, PUT HONEY IN MY TEA!?"

-Finn proceeds to punch a locker and run out the room crying-

by Chromebrass August 7, 2016